Tuesday 19 February 2013

Sexting Risks - Not Just for Congressmen Any More!

It’s not every day that we come across a story that can inspire the purest form of hopeless, impotent rage to the extent that this one does. Well, it’s nearly every day, but not quite.

In western Massachusetts lies a bucolic county called Berkshire. In Berkshire, the hallowed halls of government play host to the District Attorney’s office. Within these justice-drenched surroundings are stalwart men and women who work tirelessly to maintain order by ensuring that laws are fairly and consistently enforced.

There’s also Second Assistant District Attorney Robert W. Kinzer III, who according to reports in the Berkshire Eagle, must be some kind of scummy deposit behind the fridge in the breakroom.

Tuesday 12 February 2013

Now Departing from Gate 27 - Sanity!

It seems like only about 84 days ago when we last reported on baffling concepts in perfume technology, but this one makes me regret ever heaping abuse on that noble scent… in fact, I humbly apologize for ever doubting their contribution to the arts, society and human progress, now that my eyes have been opened to the depths of pointlessness which take place when someone really talented turns their depraved imagination to the art of fragrance.

Recently I learned something which moved my internal doom-clock a bit closer to midnight: There exist people who have been paid to invent, produce and market perfume to make you smell like the great airports of the world.